Das FütenBaum


My colleague posted this on our internal chat:

Das FütenBaum v. to FütenBaum

to quickly “bomb and exit” an elevator thus framing the person(s) left inside, or entering the elevator, for the noxious, pungent smell that lingers on the remaining elevator journey.

Example: “that obnoxious guy from the 12th floor fütenBaumed me the other day as I went out to lunch… it was horrible!”

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