Overheard coffee shop chatter, late August 2023
ThoughtsThese posts really write themselves.
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“I’ll see you in the torture chamber.”
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“If I’m starting with nothing, then I have nothing to start with, y’know what I mean?”
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“Everyone’s leaving! Why is everyone leaving? […] Is it my hair?”
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“I’ll bring it up. No mate, I’ll bring it up. No no, really, I’ll bring it up. Oh, ohhhhhhhhh [silence]. Okay, you bring it up.”
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“I was fine when I got on, but not on the other end. A bit like Shakespeare.”
