Coffee shop chats


I hear so many random things in this specific coffee shop.

My mortgage broker is telling me to chill, it’s fine, everything is okay. Yeah nah, if everything is chill, I wouldn’t be so stressed out!

Someone else was talking about smart speakers:

I hear you [heh! –ed] but don’t like that it listens to me.

Another person who’s in tune with their surroundings:

I see a red light and go aaaaaaaa!

And some life advice disguised as sports discussion:

Why would I bet on a losing team?

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