I've known about this site for a while now, but I thought I'd post here just for fun :D.
If you've never seen this site before you're missing out on one of the funniest damned sites on the net. It lists true facts about Chuck Norris. And you'd better damned well agree with all of them or Chuck Norris will have your arse.
My favourites are still: "Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!" and "Chuck Norris uses 10 by 4 plywood panels as toilet paper".
In case you've forgotton, Chuck Norris was Walker Texas Ranger.