Chuck Norris doesn’t plagiarise


Chuck Norris doesn't plagiarise, he writes his columns then roundhouse kicks them through subspace into the past for others to publish first. If that isn't a Chuck Norris Fact, it should be.

As a matter of disclosure, the enclosed image is of Bruce Schneier's head superimposed on Chuck Norris, for my Bruce Schneier Facts post from 2006. One of the Bruce Schneier facts you may not be aware of: Bruce Schneier fully discloses his own vulnerabilities: none.

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