Ruben picks apart the useless spam he receives from the spamming spammers who spam him with their spammingly spammish spam. For all the spam he has picked apart, visit the spam category… sounds like a Monty Python routine.

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You're assuming a lot here people. First, that I gamble (stuff that), second that I trust my Spam (stuff that), and third that I'm a moron… that's your cue as a reader to say "stuff that".

In any event, I don't gamble and I can't imagine I'd ever start just because I got an unauthorised junk message. And I wonder how much in "fees" or the like you have to part with to get your "Free" $300.00?