Breaking NewsSomething has happened in an undisclosed location with ramifications that could potentially be felt by living people.

The event took place earlier this evening Earth time with as many as no, one or more than one witnesses.

An interviewee commented that "[they] was just standing there, when suddenly it happened. [They] weren't anywhere near where it happened, but [they] know that it did. At least [they] think it did.".

There will be more news as this breaking story develops, most likely to do with matters that have nothing in common with this story.