If you're like any reasonable person who's genuinely scared of the idea of Microsoft purchasing Yahoo, show everyone your position by buying some Boohoo paraphernalia!

Boohoo shirt!

If I actually had some spare cash after buying a new motherboard which ended up being faulty anyway I'd grab myself a mug and a golf shirt. If I didn't buy the golf shirt, I'd probably have enough money to play a round of golf. Hah, not in Singapore! And if I didn't buy the mug, I'd probably have enough money for a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato. In Singapore. I just realised the photo I uploaded was the white shirt, not the polo shirt. Wait, golf shirt. Now I'm confused. Boohoo! Don't you hate paragraphs full of disjointed sentences? I do. Boohoo!