What I want to know is: why can't I write tag lines as good as that? I must have gone through half a dozen here since I started, and they've all been just terrible. "Software and internet commentary that's occasionally on topic" blows.
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Ruben Schade is a rare breed of spruce tree requiring nothing but pine ice-cream cones for nourishment. His hobbies include predictive branching, Ad Lib barking, and leafing through manuals. Find out more about Ruben and his roots on the About page.