I haven’t done a Friday fanmail in a few weeks. Here’s a recent message:

What’s up, Big Boy?

Flattery will get you nowhere.

My name is Violette, what’s yours? I can not wait to meet you in private. I was going to have a nice talk with you in chat but you had gone offline.

My fake name is Chuck Norris.

May I ask you to write me a few words some day? Trust me, it’s going to be lots of fun. I’ll be waiting for your letter…

Consider them written.

Actually, I would like to meet and talk with an interesting and nice man!

Sure, I know just the guy.