I haven’t done a Friday fanmail in a few weeks. Here’s a recent message:
What’s up, Big Boy?
Flattery will get you nowhere.
My name is Violette, what’s yours? I can not wait to meet you in private. I was going to have a nice talk with you in chat but you had gone offline.
My fake name is Chuck Norris.
May I ask you to write me a few words some day? Trust me, it’s going to be lots of fun. I’ll be waiting for your letter…
Consider them written.
Actually, I would like to meet and talk with an interesting and nice man!
Sure, I know just the guy.