For my American friends, from's report on gadgets they wish hadn't been invented. Surprising though it may seem, as with the friends I'm addressing this post to, Wired also happens to be American.

Whatever the shrink is giving me, it's either too powerful, or not powerful enough. Grilled cheese sandwiches are best when they're made from bread and cheese. You read it here fist. First, you read it here first. Heaven forbid I be caught out making a typoo.