Getting around a Windows ban
ThoughtsFor some people, eating grilled cheese sandwiches with ham in them is against their religion, for some it's working on the Sabbath. For me Microsoft Windows is against my religion, I get around such restrictions by using FreeBSD and Mac OS X, and by having glass doors.
I released that joke into the public domain, feel free to use it. Please, it would make me feel better about not being able to write good jokes.