This originally appeared on the Annexe.

Have this tasty PerlMonks thread:

Awesome. Excellent explanation, I had no idea this was a
planned bugfix. Thanks everyone ! Here's the promised 
"baloney" :) Balogna ("baloney") and cheese:
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How about a deli style turkey sandwich (damn I'm hungry now!):
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Gotta have something to wash that down with...
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