This originally appeared on the Annexe, in a parody post series about the podcast. Art is by zy2386262 on Pixiv.

Fake No Agenda, art by Enoshima Junko from Pixiv as seen in first FakeNoAgenda post

Quentin Fottrell has a column in Market Watch explaining what billionaires apparently won’t tell us. They didn’t include the most obvious: that they’re lizard people.

Since John stopped writing for them, they’ve really gone downhill. I’m glad they dedicated a segment to detailing exactly the circumstances surrounding his departure. I mean, if they weren’t fully transparent, it’d be pretty hypocritical.