This originally appeared on the Annexe, in a parody post series about the podcast. Art is by zy2386262 on Pixiv.

Fake No Agenda, art by Enoshima Junko from Pixiv as seen in first FakeNoAgenda post

Rhiannon Elston, reporting for SBS Australia:

Some 28,000 schoolies will descend on the Queensland city during November, and more than 500 are expected to need emergency care. The top three expected injuries are alcohol intoxication, drug poisoning and cuts to hands and feet from broken glass.

Distraction! Queensland is the only state in Australia that doesn’t fluoridate their water. Naturally, people fly in from overstate and get crazy once they’re no longer under it’s sedative effects.