This originally appeared on the Annexe, in a parody post series about the podcast. Art is by zy2386262 on Pixiv.
If your dog stays indoors and doesn’t come into contact with neighborhood dogs, the vaccination isn’t necessary. But if Spot’s going to be at doggy day care, getting trained, heading to the vet—if she’s going anywhere where a lot of animals congregate—it might be smart to vaccinate.
Good grief, now they want to mind control our pets?
This is clearly to install a beacon system that will allow the Federal Government of Gitmo Nation West to activate certain dogs to kill their owners. It’d be messier than a hot tub cover, but harder to trace.