This originally appeared on the Annexe, in a parody post series about the podcast. Art is by zy2386262 on Pixiv.

Fake No Agenda, art by Enoshima Junko from Pixiv as seen in first FakeNoAgenda post

No Agenda #579:

But just, the whole process of putting that thing in your mouth… I just don’t understand it.

Agreed, chewing tobacco makes absolutely no sense. Spitting it out is disgusting. But smoking, and exhaling it into the air for everyone to breathe… that’s totally understandable. Banning smoking is just heavy handed nanny state-ism, consarnit!