Don’t read this post. Honestly.

Be warned, when I’m feeling depressed and need something to cheer me up I’m bound to do something quite silly. In this case, this morning while waiting for a cup of coffee I played around with the Sailor Moon generator my sister found.

Lesser known scouts who should have stayed that way

Kyonko Rubenko
Untransformed Kyon Ruben M. Schade
Transform music Haruhi & ENOZ Michael Franks
Colours Cardigan brown From Rubenerd.com
Element Tea served by Mikuru Arabica coffee
Special Moves The Cardigan Whip,
The Brow Furrow
The Infinite Loop,
The Ramble
Enemy Frustrating antics Direct sunlight
Weaknesses Transformative gods,
The Mikuru Beam
Eye contact,
Robusta coffee
Fight capable Define with who Define "fight"
Abomination Not the weirdest
incarnation!
Probably,
running away…

Explain yourself

For those who don’t know, Kyon is from The Shenanigans of Haruhi Suzumiya, and his fan inspired female Kyonko form has become a cult icon. A Google Image search or looking at any of the image boards will give you an idea of his/her/its pervasiveness, some even going as far as to say his female form is the hottest character that did/didn’t exist. Only in anime fandom, sheesh!

As a defence for us being Sailor Scots, in the original series of Sailor Moon The Three Lights were sought after idol men who transformed to superwomen, so is this really a stretch? You know what, don’t answer that, owe this whole fiasco to a lack of coffee at that time of day and embarrassment at the fact I was able to so successfully shred what remaining masculinity I had.

Sailor Rubenko!Sailor Kyonko!

Come again?

Wait, I had masculinity? This is news to me. By the way, this is your cue to leave a comment telling me otherwise. This is how things like this work, you see.

Okay I admit it, I didn’t make Rubenko, a friend of mine from Singapore did and sent me the screenshot along with several disparaging remarks. I’m just glad she covered me up as much as she could, because as the table demonstrates, sunlight is my enemy. That table and Kyonko were entirely my fault, you can tell because the design is suckier, to use the technical terms. Because the desginer didn’t have a cardigan I had to make the gloves cardigan coloured which didn’t really work.

I’m going to need a really, really big… cup of coffee.