A Whole Wheaty birthday!


With my birthday in less than a day, my dad gave me his credit card to buy some music from CDBaby with the Whole Wheat Radio affiliate links. I didn't have to pay for the CDs, he gets to give me something I like without having to work too hard, we both win. Plus it makes at least a small dent in my music to explore list!

  • Kevin So: The So Must Go On!
  • Greg Brown: Milk of the Moon
  • The Philadelphia Jug Band: Self titled
  • The Renovators: Rhythm and Blueprints

The best thing about buying from CDBaby though is the email receipt they send you afterwards :-).

Ruben –
Thanks for your order with CD Baby!

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved “Bon Voyage!” to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Monday, March 24th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as “Customer of the Year.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby

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