The Twitter bird

It's exactly what John C. Dvorak and my high school English teacher Mrs Gravina said: facts may be concrete but how you choose to phrase them in a report can have a dramatic effect on their interpretation.

The folks at Alltop reported that only 7% of Americans use Twitter. While they were obviously unimpressed by its market share, I had always thought the percentage was much, much lower, so I wrote the heading for this post to convey the same data but with a meaning I prefer. I hope I don't get sued by Burger King.