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Friday 21st March 2008

Archaic existence rude metals spam


Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

For a long time in this weblog’s formative years I used to post some of the more funny, interesting or ridiculous spam messages I got either here, in email or from carrier pigeons shoved through my window. I figured I was getting all this material all the time, why not use it for something?

Anyway after an extended period of time where I received nothing but the usual penis enlarging advice, fake watches and bogus lotteries, I received a real gem (pun intended) in my comment moderation queue. It’s… 1703 words long!

If I posted the entire message it would easily triple the length of this page (and it’s already long enough as it is) so just to give you an idea here’s a brief snippet:

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Obviously by padding their spam URLs with natural language, they’re attempting to bypass spam filters. Still, I didn’t know that metals were toughened by rude peoples. Is that anything like Rude… box?

If it is, I’d rather not have anything to do with it!

Wednesday 17th January 2007

Rubenerd Show 212 (Wed 17/Jan/2007)

Petaling Street photo by Yosri

The living in KL (part two) episode!

Going to the Petaling Street night markets in Kuala Lumpur (Ringgit exchange rate, crafts, roasting chestnuts, shoes… DVDs…), site housekeeping (Rudebox, Konqeuror), why I love KDE, and going where the weather suits my clothes!

Download MP3 ↓ 10:00 minutes, 4.6MiB

You can also stream it and view its Internet Archive page.

Friday 05th January 2007

Rubenerd Show 204 (Fri 05/Jan/2007)

The Rudebox (part 4) and pile driving episode!

Corn chips, debut ratings of Robbie Williams’s Rudebox, structural integrity of Rudebox houses (pile driving, giant cracks in Rubenerd studio walls!), rudebox beverage review (Dilmah Oolong tea), funny pointless product labels and Ruben’s sister doing Rudebox!

Download MP3 ↓ 10:00 minutes, 4.6MiB

You can also stream it and view its Internet Archive page.

Thursday 04th January 2007

Rubenerd Show 203 (Thu 04/Jan/2006)

The rudebox forum catchup (part 3) episode!

Borderline obsession with Rudebox, Jean Luc Picard, rudebox palindromes, the lyrics to Rudebox, Rubenerd Forum topics (mannythemailman’s Christmas wishes, surrealist on Amiga 500 gaming) and Ruben doing Rudebox again, again!

Download MP3 ↓ 10:00 minutes, 4.6MiB

You can also stream it and view its Internet Archive page.

Wednesday 03rd January 2007

Rubenerd Show 202 (Wed 03/Jan/2007)

The rudebox forum catchup (part 2) episode!

Stuffing up rudebox episode numbers again, slow Asia-Pacific rudebox internet, music review (Robbie Williams in general), Rubenerd Forum topics (is the United States bankrupt? Rudebox?), and Ruben doing Rudebox again!

Download MP3 ↓ 10:00 minutes, 4.6MiB

You can also stream it and view its Internet Archive page.

Tuesday 02nd January 2007

Rubenerd Show 201 (Tue 02/Jan/2007)

The Rudebox forum catchup (part 1) episode!

Scientists versus Rudebox engineers, Rudebox new year’s resolutions, work building up like Rudebox, Rubenerd Forum topics (overheating MacBook Pro’s, the MadPlayer episode!), music review (Robbie William’s Rudebox) and Ruben doing Rudebox!

Download MP3 ↓ 10:00 minutes, 4.6MiB

You can also stream it and view its Internet Archive page.

Dedicated to my groovy late mum Debra Schade.