Rubénerd :)

Meg: Mum! How’d you get these blueprints!?
Lois: Oh, your mother has her ways… she has her ways…

Lois: Can I have the blueprints to the Domico house?
Civil Servent: Yeah sure, here you go.

STEWIE: All right Brian, I’m going to go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I’ll call you when I get up there.

BRIAN: Okay.

STEWIE: Brian, pick up. Over.

BRIAN: What?

STEWIE: Brian, please say over when you’ve finished talking. Over.

BRIAN: What? Over.

STEWIE: Do you see the wire yet? Over.

BRIAN: No.

STEWIE: No… what? Over.

BRIAN: No! Over.

STEWIE: Okay I’m going to start feeding it through. Over.

BRIAN: Wait, if you haven’t started feeding it why did you ask me if I could see it?

STEWIE: Didn’t copy that. Over.

BRIAN: I said why did you ask me if I could see it If you haven’t started feeding it? Over.

STEWIE: Okay that’s better I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.

BRIAN: You know, you’re a jackarse! For the record I don’t want to hang out with you anymore when this is over.

STEWIE: When this is what Brian? Over.

BRIAN: I said I don’t want to hang out with you anymore when this is over.

STEWIE: When this is what? You’ve got to finish your sentence. Over.

BRIAN: That’s it! My sentence is over!

STEWIE: Your sentence is what Brian? Over.

BRIAN: My sentence is… wait I have to say over even if the sentence ends with the word over?

STEWIE: Ends with the word what Brian? Over.

BRIAN: Oh I see the wire.

STEWIE: Do you see the wire what? Over.

BRIAN: OVER!!!

STEWIE: Don’t get angry Brian, Ruben is saying he’s isn’t Bill Kurtis.

In October 2007 I wrote a brief post on James Watson’s assertion that Africans suffer from economic and social problems because they’re somehow genetically inferior. I believe I used the term "codswhallop". Well this afternoon I received an email telling me someone else had commented on it.

Black Africans are inferior because of their forefathers who disrespected God.

~ Pavel

I was going to reply with a video of myself rolling on the floor roaring with laughter, but I didn’t have time to encode and upload the media to YouTube, so I let the ever so eloquent Stewie Griffin from Family Guy do the talking for me.

Hilarious! Makes me sad I don’t have much time to talk to you.

I continue to defend comment systems on internet media against the growing public backlash because I still receive (and read) far more constructive, useful, entertaining and friendly replies than I do negative ones. And besides, the negative ones have such ripe comedic value.

Someone to care for, To be there for;
I have James Woods!

Someone to do for, Mortal through for;
You have James Woods!

Someone to share, Joy and despair with;
Whichever betides you;
Life becomes a chore, Unless you’re living for…

Someone to tend to, Be a friend to;
I have James Woods!

Someone to strive for, Do or die for;
You have James Woods!

It’s true, We two,
Have a likewise point of view;

‘Coz James Woods has you,
And I have James Woods… too!

If you’ve had your fill of James Woods, may I suggest you build a barbecue pit instead.