Lesson eight in grilled cheese sandwich observation
Oh come on, eight lessons? Now we're just getting silly people. Welcome to your eighth grilled cheese sandwich observation lesson. As usual, feel free to take notes.
As far as I know this is not a grilled cheese sandwich, and quite frankly it concerns me that you think it is. Please seek counselling.
ASIDE: I have been advised by my solicitors to disclose that while this information has been deemed accurate by most gastronomes, it should not be taken as sound legal advice when attempting to identify grilled cheese sandwiches in criminal and civil cases. If you do attempt to use such advice in legal proceedings, as far as you know this series of posts was created by Neal O'Carroll and not me. Thank you ever so much.