This latest Pointless Rubenerd Milestone blog post is so useless it should not be read by anyone. If you’re just seeing this summary, leave it and move on. If you’re subscribed in a blog reader and you can see the whole post, disregard it.
Nonsense
If I were starting this blog again from scratch I'd probably give up posting anything else other than this. Nonsense is like a grilled cheese sandwich.
Thursday 18th March 2010
Wednesday 17th March 2010
Can someone like, go punch Conroy in the face? and by punch, I mean not, because that gets you in trouble. But maybe just grunt at him? ~ Monnie
Yo, Conroy! Mandatory-internet-filter this! *sock!*
Monday 15th March 2010
Remember when I said (and Craig said) Australia was starting to lose global respect because of Conroy’s internet filter scheme? It’s started.
Tuesday 09th March 2010
This could be the greatest CD cover, ever! I don’t know why.
Howard Hanson: Symphonies Nos. 5 & 7; Piano Concerto; Mosaics
Main performer: Gerard Schwarz
Time: 67:48
Release Date: 1992
Thursday 04th March 2010
Once upon a time there was an obsessive blogger who didn’t have a very exciting live, so when something as silly as a number syncronicity occurred on his website he just had to tell everyone, even if they didn’t care! That’s right, it’s pointless milestone time!
Wednesday 03rd March 2010
Sounds like a wager, Daily Telegraph. I’m in for $5. No wait, make it €5, I’ve still got some coins with harps and Brandenburg Gates on them.
Before you get worried, I don’t read the Daily Telegraph. Well, unless someone sends me an obfuscated link with a URL shorter that ends up there. I’m going to make it like Merlin Mann and start pronouncing URL as Earl.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done." ~ George Carlin
Damn it, I miss you George.
Saturday 27th February 2010
Tuesday 16th February 2010
From Uncyclopedia, parody of LOL WUT. Some people clearly have too much spare time! Hey, wait.
Thursday 11th February 2010
I had a thought this afternoon. Should Chrysler sell Toyota the Dodge brand name, given people will be trying to when they see a Toyota uncontrollably accelerating towards them?
Well that joke sounded wittier in my head. Wait wait, I can make it better! Suppose if its a technical problem, perhaps Toyota could ask Chuck Peddle to help them! Get it? Chuck… PEDDLE? HA!
When I was a kid I dreamed of being a stand up comedian. For the sake of audiences around the world, it’s probably a good thing that never happened.
