Rubénerd!

Chicken wire!?

This is in response to Zombie Plan's aptly titled post called "I Post". I presume he's referring to electronic weblogs and not the philatelic kind, though that's not to say he doesn't engage in that activity as well.

I drink

coffee

I enjoy

typing rambling incessant nonsense

I hate

rudeness and narcissism

I support

the SOS brigade

I love

philosophising

I wish

I had a Farmers Union Iced Coffee

I believe

wearing matching socks is dull

I watch

anime and shows on my Mac not TV

I nerd

therefore I am

I swear

cloudy skies are more beautiful than clear ones

I read

English

I quote

The Blues Brothers. You want out of this parking lot?

I refer to

scientists

I spam

to spread anti-blog-advertising awareness

I live

in two places

I don't

worry about being an introvert... too much

I caught

a koi pond fish on my iPhone

I am

shy in public

I turned

lids when so instructed

I have

never made it through Clannad

I adore

intelligence and shyness yet also tsundere-ness for some reason!

I would

jam with latin jazz bands, if I could play an instrument

I spend

Singapore dollars in Australia by mistake constantly

I drink

because I like German beer, not to get drunk

I geocache

and I'm dangerous!

I let

other people fix my washing machine

I have

never been to Saskatchewan

I work

and am thankful I can

I listen

with my ears

I obsess

about one particular song for weeks

I sometimes

blog about outdated software probably no one else cares about

I make

obscure edits to the Whole Wheat Radio wiki that probably don't really help the actual mission but are fun

I tell

people I'm hilarious otherwise they wouldn't realise it

I think

I exist, probably

I take

my coffee without sugar

I failed

at keeping these answers succinct

I don't

create useless blog posts like this one