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Marty Smith Quotes

Marty Smith writes the Mouthing Off column in the Adelaide Advertiser every weekday, it’s one of my favourite parts of the paper. On Thursday he had some beauties:

  • Question: what came first, the ant or the picnic?
  • “Just Divorced” – Car window sign
  • “You know that horses are smarter than people. You’ve never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.” – American actor and humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935)

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